Brazillion

Best if told with your best Bush impersonation.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in his hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Winter!

Monday should be fun! In banking we call that having your assets frozen.

Road Mange

Have you heard of road mange...this pics says it all! I jumped out of the way just in time!

Samie and Kenna

Knock Out!

Okay...so I like the fights. I found this picture on the internet of a fight night I attended here in Denver (work function.) Have you ever heard the sound of a full on belly flop? That's what it sounded like when the stiff guy on the mat got kicked in the head. Eventually he was okay...I heard he is out of fighting and now tests toys for lead based paint. Click on the picture for a closer look.

Flyers Hockey

I hope there's no one in front of this train!

Don't make a mistake now or he'll make you pay!

Antelope

I love antelope...the other day I saw one was in a bit of trouble so I went to help...Julie recorded my efforts...