- ...and the captain said, "bring me my brown pants."
- "Pardon me sir but may I ask what the chicken did?"
- You'd think the second one would have noticed.
- Asphalt makes me sick.
- because seven eight nine.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Post-a-Punchline
Those of us with a superior sense of humor have no have need for the full joke...just post the punchline. Keep it clean! Here are a few to start:
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Assualt? Isn't that the opposite of donkey pepper?
"Nothing, what's up with you?"
Gnarly, sorry about the typo...but thats a good one liner.
scott - you might want to read through grandpa's joke book! :)
I don't have my pantiehose on.
Just cram them down in your shoes and nobody will notice.
Hair lip! Hair lip! Hair lip!
See, you're getting smarter already!!!
Now I know where my hearing aid is.
This from Aunt Vonnie: Your hearing aid needs a new battery.
When he wakes up tell him his sweater is in the trash can!
Just how many is three brazilian anyway?
Grandma's on the roof.
The cow slipped and fell on her face...He's taken a turn for the nurse...Just wear long pants and maybe no one will notice
The cow slipped and fell on her face...He's taken a turn for the nurse...Just wear long pants and maybe no one will notice.
Rudolf the Red knows rain dear.
To the tune of "Chattanooga Choo Choo": Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
Mike told this one. I haven't seen his mother laugh this hard in years.
Oh, "Shut up" Refrigerator.
...and the lid hit me on the head!!
(I had to give the punch line so I could tell the joke on my blog.)
...You Can Never Please A Woman!!
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