Friday, October 26, 2007

Post-a-Punchline

Those of us with a superior sense of humor have no have need for the full joke...just post the punchline. Keep it clean! Here are a few to start:
  • ...and the captain said, "bring me my brown pants."
  • "Pardon me sir but may I ask what the chicken did?"
  • You'd think the second one would have noticed.
  • Asphalt makes me sick.
  • because seven eight nine.

20 comments:

True said...

Assualt? Isn't that the opposite of donkey pepper?

Scott Savage said...

"Nothing, what's up with you?"

Mike True said...

Gnarly, sorry about the typo...but thats a good one liner.

Mike True said...

scott - you might want to read through grandpa's joke book! :)

Uncle Arlin said...

I don't have my pantiehose on.

Anonymous said...

Just cram them down in your shoes and nobody will notice.

Mike True said...

Hair lip! Hair lip! Hair lip!

Anonymous said...

See, you're getting smarter already!!!

Anonymous said...

Now I know where my hearing aid is.

Anonymous said...

This from Aunt Vonnie: Your hearing aid needs a new battery.

Mike True said...

When he wakes up tell him his sweater is in the trash can!

Mike True said...

Just how many is three brazilian anyway?

Anonymous said...

Grandma's on the roof.

Arlin said...

The cow slipped and fell on her face...He's taken a turn for the nurse...Just wear long pants and maybe no one will notice

Arlin said...

The cow slipped and fell on her face...He's taken a turn for the nurse...Just wear long pants and maybe no one will notice.

Anonymous said...

Rudolf the Red knows rain dear.

Anonymous said...

To the tune of "Chattanooga Choo Choo": Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?

Anonymous said...

Mike told this one. I haven't seen his mother laugh this hard in years.

Oh, "Shut up" Refrigerator.

Anonymous said...

...and the lid hit me on the head!!

(I had to give the punch line so I could tell the joke on my blog.)

Anonymous said...

...You Can Never Please A Woman!!